So I was in Chicago over the last weekend and while walking over to the Magnificent mile, I find the Marilyn Monroe's statue removed. Shocked or lost I called up my friend (who knows Chicago more than the players in there) to find out they had removed it in March itself. But here's the brotherly advise - Go to the place named Wiener's Circle. You'll love it for sure. It's a local hot dog stand but for you order some fries. But make sure you go there and go alone (not with your mom). I've heard about it and it's totally the place YOU would wanna go.
Excited I visit the Wiener Circle in the night telling mom I'll get you some Chicago's deep dish pizzaz. I order the pizzas and meanwhile drove to Wiener Circle. The place was a local stall with bunch of people yelling at the people behind the counter. With the thoughts of "You'll love it for sure". I was wondering what my friend in mind while he asked me to go there. When i entered the small gate, all I could see/hear was the cashier yelling badly at the person ordering and in few minutes snatched cash off his hands, put it in the box and said Get the F**k out of here. I assumed they had a bad conversation or argument over something but who cares, I was interested in knowing what box the cash dumped into. Getting closer, I read "Every bitch must tip" written on the box the cash was turned. Wow! I smiled at myself and understood why my friend asked me to see this place. I looked at the menu, luckily they had the Char Veggie Burger, but i thought I would settle with fries since I was supposed to eat the deep dish pizza I had ordered. So my conversation turned out to be nasty one with just fries to order:
Excited I visit the Wiener Circle in the night telling mom I'll get you some Chicago's deep dish pizzaz. I order the pizzas and meanwhile drove to Wiener Circle. The place was a local stall with bunch of people yelling at the people behind the counter. With the thoughts of "You'll love it for sure". I was wondering what my friend in mind while he asked me to go there. When i entered the small gate, all I could see/hear was the cashier yelling badly at the person ordering and in few minutes snatched cash off his hands, put it in the box and said Get the F**k out of here. I assumed they had a bad conversation or argument over something but who cares, I was interested in knowing what box the cash dumped into. Getting closer, I read "Every bitch must tip" written on the box the cash was turned. Wow! I smiled at myself and understood why my friend asked me to see this place. I looked at the menu, luckily they had the Char Veggie Burger, but i thought I would settle with fries since I was supposed to eat the deep dish pizza I had ordered. So my conversation turned out to be nasty one with just fries to order:
Me: Can I get an order of fries?
Cashier: What the f**k did you just say?
Me: An order of fries? (Assuming she wouldn't have heard the order)
Cashier: You need the f**ken fries? Where are you from?
Me: I'm visiting Chicago from Denver
Cashier: So you come to Chicago from f**ken Denver to get an order of f**ken fries, you sh*thead?
Me: Yes. My friend told me about this......(before I could complete)
Cashier: Motherfu**ken dude a** you think you funny coming all the way thousands of miles for just an order of f**ken fries? What a waste of f**en money and that f**ken weiner of yours.
Me: I'm sorry I'll go with a char veggie burger as well
Cashier: Did you just say sorry? piss off!! Give it to me dork face.
Me: Uhh what?
Cashier: Get the f**k outta here and take that order of f**ken fries. Shove your b**ls and next time don't come alone, get some ti**ies with you. Now buzz off and put $5 in my tip box.
Me: Okay Thanks
Cashier: I'm talking to you. Do not come here if you don't wanna be vulgar. Get your b**ls on and get vulgar right now.
Me: Uhh what?
Cashier: Piss on me now you dumba**. I'm talking to you bi**h
Me: Alright F**k you
Cashier: That's the man. F**k off. Who's the next?
What an amazing place. There are many good places to visit in Chicago, but nothing's compared to Wiener Circle. One HAS to go there. 
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